Glide

''"When someone gets involved with similar troubles as me, I get interested. Because common experiences are a solid base for a potential friendship." ''– Glide

Glide is a Fairly new banner. So far, he has participated in Ban the Person above you 20IIII7, where the foundations for his (then prospective) RP persona were built, and in Ban Thread Roleplay 2.0 - Electric Boogaloo, as well as every ban thread since.

Biography
Glide was born in 2002 Israel to [500Hz tone] (his mother), a Translator, and [1000Hz tone] (his father), a Manager. However, during his conception, he was unknowingly transformed from Homo Sapiens Sapiens to... something else, also gaining his then-dormant Pony form around this period. Growing up, once an unnotable male Israeli, who lived an unnotable normal life for a young Israeli. One day in February 2017, on an otherwise normal bus ride from Jerusalem to his home in Tel Aviv, he bumped into two strangers wearing heavy winter clothing and touques in the Tel Aviv central bus station. After a short conversation (which consisted mainly of Glide commenting on the strangers' clothing, which he deemed unfit for the warm climate of Israel), he unknowingly gave his consent to what was, in retrospect, an abduction by alien slave traders.

The five months that followed mainly consisted of non-stop Taki sessions and consuming extremely potent alien narcotics, both of which only finished when he was chosen to be sold as a slave around July. His enslavement, however, was only stopped because his potential buyer thought he resembled the Baba Sali too closely, and he was set free.

As a free man, Glide became a stowaway, hopping from ship to ship and seeking a way back to Earth. He replaced the SIM card in his phone with an alien one, containing enough processing power for a full-fledged AI, around this period. On September 30, he entered a pressurized spare parts compartment in Grayhoof's ship, remaining hidden for a week.